Memo: How to Help the Airline Industry. 

>  
>  Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What 
>  the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They 
>  don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? 
>
> The  strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol 
>  consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
>
>  Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked 
>  women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country 
>  would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would 
>  come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record 
>  revenue.
>
> Why the hell didn't Bush think of  this?
>
>  Why do I still have to do everything  myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
>    Bill Clinton