IT DIDN'T TAKE THEM LONG ENOUGH TO  COME UP
 
WITH A JINGLE FOR THOSE NAUGHTY  VIKES!!

 

(To the theme from Gilligans Island ) 

Come  sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of fateful trip
That started  from a small lake town
Aboard two tiny ships

The mates were a bunch of  pole dancers
But the waitstaff was too pure
The Vikings team set sail that  day
For ! a three hour tour, a three hour tour

The action started  getting hot
The dancers strutted their stuff
If not for the prudes in the  fearless crew
There wouldn't have been such a huff

The boats turned  around and went back home
The authorities came aboard
But fear not  friends, 'cause all's not lost
The Vikings finally  scored!