Brad,
This has always been one of my favorite's.
 
Rummy
 
 
 
 
One  afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to 
his buddy  Norm. 
Here's  how it went: 


"Well ya  see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can  only move as 
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the  slowest and 
weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural  selection is 
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health  of the whole 
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest  members. In much 
the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the  slowest brain 
cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But 
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this  way, 
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the  brain a 
faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter  after a 
few beers." 


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol  may make you think you are whispering 
when you are  not