>>>>> Students were assigned to read 2 books,  "Titanic" & "My Life" by 
>>>>> Bill
>>>  Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,  
>>> with
>>> the proposition that they were nearly  identical stories!
>>>>>
>>>>> His cool  professor gave him an A+ for this  report.
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:.....  $29.99
>>>>> Clinton:.....  $29.99
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:..... Over 3  hours to read
>>>>> Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to  read
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:..... The story of  Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
>>> subsequent  catastrophe.
>>>>>
>>>>> Clinton:..... The  story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, 
>>>>>  and
>>> subsequent  catastrophe.
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:..... Jack  is a starving artist.
>>>>> Clinton:..... Bill is a bullsh*t  artist.
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:..... In one  scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
>>>>> Clinton:..... Ditto for  Bill.
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:..... During the  ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
>>>>> Clinton:..... Ditto  for Monica.
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:..... Jack  teaches Rose to spit.
>>>>> Clinton:..... Let's not go  there.
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:..... Rose gets  to keep her jewelry.
>>>>> Clinton:.... Monica' s forced to  return her gifts.
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:.....  Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
>>>>>  Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember  Jack.
>>>>>
>>>>> Titanic:..... Rose goes  down on a vessel full of seamen.
>>>>> Clinton:.....  Monica...ooh, let's not go there,  either.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>  Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
>>>>>  Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same  thing.
>>>>>
>>>>
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