Five surgeons from  big cities are discussing who makes the best patients
to

> operate  on.
>
> The first surgeon, from New  York, says, "I like to see accountants on my
>  operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
>  numbered."
>
> The second, from  Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you  should try
electricians!
>
> Everything inside them is color  coded."
>
> The third surgeon, from  Dallas, says, "No, I really think  librarians are
the
> best, everything inside them is in alphabetical  order."
>
> The fourth surgeon, from Los  Angeles chimes in, "You know, I like
> construction  workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
> parts left  over."
>
> But the fifth surgeon, from  Washington,  DC shut them all up when he
> observed,  "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
>
>  There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the  head
> and the ass are  interchangeable.