Five surgeons are  discussing the types of people they like to operate  on: 

The first surgeon  says, "I like to see ACCOUNTANTS on my operating table, 
because when you open  them up, everything inside is numbered." 

The second surgeon  responds, "Yeah, but you should try ELECTRICIANS!  
Everything inside them  is color coded." 

The third surgeon  says, "No, I really think LIBRARIANS are the best; 
everything inside them is in  alphabetical order." 

The fourth surgeon  chimes in, "You know, I like CONSTRUCTION WORKERS...those 
guys always understand  when you have a few parts left over." 

But the fifth  surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. 
POLITICIANS are  the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no 
brains and no  spine, and the head and the rear are  interchangeable." 
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