A woman and a baby were in the doctor's  examining 
room, waiting for the 
doctor to come in for the baby's first  exam. The 
doctor arrived, examined 
the baby, checked his weight, and  being a little 
concerned, asked if the 
baby was breast-fed or  bottle-fed. 
"Breast-fed" she replied. 
"Well, strip to the waist," the  doctor ordered. 

She did. He pinched her nipples, then  pressed,, 
kneaded, and rubbed both 
breast for a while in a detailed  examination. 
Motioning for her to get 
dressed, he said, "No wonder this  baby is 
underweight. You don't have any 
milk." 
"I know," she  said, "I'm his grandma, but I'm glad 
I  came