Bubba and Junior   were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blonde lady walked  by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to 
find the height  of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The  woman took a wrench from  her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid  
the pole down. Then she took a tape  measure from her pocket, took  a
measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and  walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that   just like a dumb blonde? 
We ask for the height, and she gives us the  length.

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction  of New
Orleans .



 










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