Bush Names Wolfowitz President of al-Qaeda
Hopes to Undermine Terror Network

In a bold move to undermine the  international terror network, President 
George W. Bush today named former deputy  defense secretary and World Bank 
president Paul Wolfowitz to be the new  president of al-Qaeda. 

Mr. Wolfowitz, who has no experience running an  international terror 
organization, struck many Washington insiders as an  unlikely choice for the al-Qaeda 
job. 

But in a White House ceremony  introducing his nominee for the top terror 
post, President Bush indicated that  Mr. Wolfowitz’s role in planning the war in 
Iraq and bringing scandal to the  World Bank showed that he was “just the man”
 to bring chaos and disorder to  al-Qaeda. 

“I’ve seen Paul Wolfowitz in action,” said Mr. Bush, a beaming  Mr. 
Wolfowitz at his side. “If anyone can mess up al-Qaeda, it’s this guy.”  

Several key details in the president’s plan still need to be worked out,  
such as how exactly Mr. Wolfowitz will infiltrate al-Qaeda and rise to the top  
position in its ranks. 

“Al-Qaeda closely screens all of its top  officers,” said Hassan El-Medfaii, 
head of the terror network’s human resources  department. “It’s not like the 
Defense Department or the World Bank.”  

Even if he ascends to its top post, it remains to be seen whether Mr.  
Wolfowitz will be happy at al-Qaeda, according to Professor Davis Logsdon,  chairman 
of the Wolfowitz Studies Department at the University of Minnesota.  

“Al-Qaeda is not like the World Bank,” Professor Logsdon said. “For one  
thing, it’s much harder to meet girls there.”



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