The Amish... You've got to love them!!

An  Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his  pond.

The Amishman shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin  
gesheissen."

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have  pooped  in it."

The man shouts  back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in  
English."

The Amishman says: "Use two hands,You'll get  more."



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