Elle,
Paul is an old time Rhodie. In fact I had the pleasure of sharing some Mt.
Gay rum with Paul out on RumRunner on a totally windless day about three years
ago.
Rummy
In a message dated 9/26/2008 9:02:25 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net writes:
Hi Elle,
My name is Paul Grandholm. I have a 1999 Rhodes 22 (s/v Boilermaker) that
I sail out of New Buffalo, MI.
(Note to Jim Tracy: I will probably be pulling my boat sometime in the
next couple of weeks and I have the mast hoist system, if you'd like to
drive over to this side of the state and see one in action.)
Anyway, I used to be on the list a few years back. I always liked the
political bantering that went on here if it didn't get too personal (Brad
& Bill had some classics), so I thought I'd get back on and see what was
happening.
Thanks,
Paul
> OMG! Those are the best? worst? puns!
>> Now who are you????
>> elle
>> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.
>> 1992 Rhodes 22 Recyc '06 "WaterMusic" (Lady in Red)
>>> --- On Thu, 9/25/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
> wrote:
>>> From: pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
>> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns
>> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>> Date: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 4:09 PM
>> 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was
>> Sir Cumference.
>>>> He acquired his size from too much pi.
>>>>>> 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
>>>> but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
>>>>>> 3. She was only a whisky maker,
>>>> but he loved her still.
>>>>>> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
>> because
>>>> it was a weapon of math disruption.
>>>>>> 5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
>>>> itʼll still be stationery.
>>>>>> 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
>>>> and was cited for littering.
>>>>>> 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
>> in
>>>> Linoleum Blownapart.
>>>>>> 8. Two silk worms had a race.
>>>> They ended up in a tie.
>>>>>> 9. Time flies like an arrow.
>>>> Fruit flies like a banana.
>>>>>> 10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
>>>> One hat said to the other, 'You stay here,
>> I'll go on a head.'
>>>>>> 11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
>>>> Then it hit me.
>>>>>>>> 12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
>> hospital.
>>>> When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
>>>> a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
>>>>>> 13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>>>>>>>> 14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
>>>> a small medium at large.
>>>>>> 15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
>> now
>>>> a seasoned veteran.
>>>>>> 16. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>>>>> 17. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
>>>> In feudalism it's your count that votes.
>>>>>> 18. When cannibals ate a missionary,
>>>> they got a taste of religion.
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