I didn't have time for any funny comments. One second I was talking to the  
doctor and nurse and the next thing I know is my friend Sam was waking me 
up to  go home. I never knew what hit me. Gotta love modern medicine.
 
Rummy
 
 
In a message dated 9/3/2009 7:53:52 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
LKUHN at cnmc.org writes:


Rummy,

Oldies but goodies for your adventure  yesterday:

Comments by patients during  Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the  exam were quite 
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are  actual comments 
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was  performing their 
colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're  boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart  yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we  there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now  legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7.  "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey!  Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must  quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11.  "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "Boy, now I  know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could  you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up  
there?"

Hope everything came out  okay.

Lee



R22RumRunner wrote:

> 
>  Stan,
> Holy crap! Did your computer really type and send that? In all  my years 
on  
> the list I have never seen you use such vulgarity.  I'm shocked. Shocked 
I  
> say.
> Your timing, as always, is  uncanny. Yesterday I had that dreaded old 
> fogey 
> test, the  colonoscopy.
>  
> Rummy
>  
>   
> In a message dated 9/2/2009 2:32:11 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,   
> stan at rhodes22.com writes:
> 
> elle  likes  brevity
> rummy likes less smoothness
> ron likes   gentlemanly
> 
> my job is to satisfy everyone so
> 
>  briefly, fuck you  rummy - but in a nice way
> 
> ss
>  
> 
> ----- Original Message -----  
> From:  <R22RumRunner at aol.com>
> To:   <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, September 01, 2009  3:47  PM
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Proof of authenticity (STAN  SPITZER I DO  
> NOTOWNA "RIG" R...
> 
> 
>>  Ron,
>> Not me. He's just a little  to smooth for my taste.  :)
>>
>> Rummy
>>
>>
>> In  a  message dated 9/1/2009 12:48:05 P.M. Eastern Daylight  Time,
>>  sail at tds.net writes:
>>
>>  Stan's  responce to John is an  example of why Stan has earned my  
respect 
>> as
>> both a   friend and someone I do  business  with.
>>
>>>>ron<<
>>  S/V   Serenity
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----  
>> From:  "stan"  <stan at rhodes22.com>
>>  To: "The Rhodes 22 Email  List"   <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>> Sent: Tuesday,  September  01, 2009 7:42  AM
>> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Proof of   authenticity (STAN SPITZER I DO
>> NOTOWN
>> A "RIG" RATHER  A 71  RHODES  CONTINENTAL)
>>
>>
>>>    John,
>>>
>>> I am really sorry to see you so upset -  life is  too  short for these 
> kind
>>>  of
>>> misunderstandings to  cause such a   reaction.   (I am working on it 
but  
>  so
>>> far
>>> have not  been Knighted so am not  entitled  to your having to address 
me 
>>>  as
>>>   "Sir")
>>>
>>> I don't  ever recall ever saying you did not own  a  Rhodes or a  Triad
>>> trailer.
>>> Was it my use of  the word  "Rig"  that caused all this damage?   Rig  
>>>  simply
>>> means (at least to  me) the  complete package of boat  and trailer and 
>>>  maybe
>>>  motor.   It in  no way was meant to  imply or, to use your word,
>>  "insinuate"
>>> that  you did not buy a Rhodes sailboat or a  Triad  trailer.    (Nor 
was 
> it
>>> my
>>>  understanding  this was  even the issue we were haggling about)   
>  However,
>>> for
>>>  historical interest, your  boat was  one of the first boats ever built 
>  for
>>
>>> us
>>> and  may one day have  extra value for that very  reason.   It was  
built  
> in
>>> Wichita KS by Lofland Sailcraft,  long since  out of  business, probably
>>> because they did not learn how  to  be, as  you define us, 
>  "extortionists".
>>>
>>> Come on John,    relax.   You are missing GB's issue and getting upset  
>  over
>>>  issues that never  were.
>>>
>>> Let us  know if you need anything  from  GB.   You are grandfathered  
in,
>>>  having
>>> purchased  your boat prior to our  grand idea  of the GB Certificate of
>>>  Support
>>>   program to help us keep up the value of your Rhodes by keeping  it  a 
 
> boat
>>> still in  production.
>>>
>>> Your favorite  boat   builder,
>>>
>>> stan
>>>
>>>  -----  Original Message -----
>>> From: "John Shulick"   <jsbudda at verizon.net>
>>> To:    <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>>> Sent: Monday, August 31,  2009  9:06  PM
>>> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Proof of  authenticity (STAN  SPITZER I DO  NOT
>>  OWN
>>> A
>>> "RIG" RATHER A 71   RHODES    CONTINENTAL)
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>    Sir,
>>>>
>>>> Now you've really ticked me off  with  your  insinuations that I don't
>>>>  really
>>>>  own a Rhodes rather  a cheep knockoff of  some sort. Enclosed are  the
>>>>   original
>>>> documents that the previous  owner was kind  enough to give  me.
>>>>
>>>>    http://www.nabble.com/file/p25232842/Boat.jpeg
>>>>
>>>>   Also  for the trailer
>>>>
>>>>    http://www.nabble.com/file/p25232842/Trailer.jpeg
>>>>
>>>>   If  you would like I also have the 6 page hand typed version of   
your
>>>>  assembly
>>>> and rigging  instructions.  I sincerely hope this will put  an end to 
>  this
>>>> ridiculous  banter about the authenticity of  my  boat. As I will be
>>>>  documenting the complete  restoration of both my  RHODES CONTINENTAL  
>  and
>>>> trailer including links to all suppliers  for  parts  if you could be 
so
>>>> kind
>>>> as  to list any  US  or foreign patents you have regarding the 71  
Rhodes
>>>>  Continental  and or the uni / matic RC  trailer with a brief  
> description
>>>>   next
>>>> to the appropriate  patent number I will refrain  from posting  any
>>>>  sensitive
>>>>  or proprietary info. Otherwise go pound  salt.  When and/or if I  sell
>>>> my
>>>> Rhodes the new owner will  need   nothing from you or your company as
>>>>  the
>>>> boat
>>>>  will be   completely restored rendering your attempts at extortion   
for
>>>>  service
>>>>   moot.
>>>>
>>>> John    Shulick
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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