Caesar,
I like the way you think. It's 39.9 degrees outside (Not a problem for this
northern born boy) and absolutely 0 for wind. Not even a ripple on the
lake. It's a perfect mirror. Smooth as a baby's bottom. Not even a power boat
out today. I guess I will just have to start drinking earlier than usual.
Rummy
In a message dated 1/22/2010 10:35:41 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,
caesarpaul01 at yahoo.com writes:
Rummy,
Go sailing.
Caesar
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From: "r22rumrunner at aol.com" <r22rumrunner at aol.com>
To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
Sent: Fri, January 22, 2010 6:48:43 AM
Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Canadian olympic humor.
Rick,
I'll bite. Where do Canadian soldiers come from???? It's Friday, overcast
and I'm bored.
Rummy
In a message dated 1/21/2010 8:00:29 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
sloopblueheron at gmail.com writes:
I'm surprised no one asked about Canadian Soldiers. Like, were do they
come
from?
Rick
On Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 4:39 PM, <r22rumrunner at aol.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Now that Vancouver will be
> hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from
> all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions
> about Canada were posted on an International
> Tourism
> Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the
> questions were really asked!
>> Q: I have never seen it
> warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England
> )
> A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit
> around and watch them die.
>> Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears
> in the street? ( France )
> A: Depends on how
> much you've been drinking.
>> Q: I want to walk from Vancouver
> to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad
> tracks? ( Sweden )
> A: Sure, it's
> only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
>> Q: Is it safe to
> run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden
> )
> A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
>> Q:
> Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you
> send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton
> and Halifax ? (England )
> A: No, but you'd better bring
> a few extra furs for trading purposes.
>> Q: Can you give me some
> information about hippo racing in Canada ? (Norway )
> A:
> A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
> Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the
> hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come
> naked.
>> Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (Italy
> )
> A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you
> get here and we'll send the rest of
> the directions.
>>> Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England
> )
> A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
>> Q:
> Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
>> A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country
> bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna
> Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary
> , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
>> Q: Do you
> have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
> A: No, WE don't
> stink.
>> Q: I have developed a new product that is the
> fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( France
> )
> A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans
> gather.
>> Q: Can you tell me the regions in British
> Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male
> population? ( Italy )
> A: Yes, gay
> nightclubs.
>> Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada
> ? ( USA )
> A: Only at Thanksgiving.
>> Q: Are
> there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year
> round? ( Germany )
> A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of
> Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
>> Q: I have a
> question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's
> a kind of big horse
> > with horns. ( Germany )
> A: It's
> called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of
> anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying
> yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
>> Q:
> Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (
> USA )
> A: Yes, but you will have to learn it
> first.
> >
> > Please send this on to any Canadian (or
> others) who you think will enjoy it as much as I
> did.
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